[Intro] Well, congratulations—you found me. Evyl Doug, last outlaw still breathing. [Verse 1] The horde came roaring down the county line, I left their names in the frost and pine. My coat’s got holes and my hands still shake, But I’m the last bad bet you didn’t take. [Pre-Chorus] You came looking for a clean-cut end, I came back mean, my friend. [Chorus] If you’re playing for blood, I’m your huckleberry, Come on, draw—don’t make me wait. The grave couldn’t hold me, the ground got nervous, So take your shot and tempt your fate. I’m the last man standing where the dead grass bends, Evyl Doug—last outlaw to the end. [Verse 2] There’s a notch in the door for every fool, A cold black stove and a rusted mule. You can hear that saddle creak out back, That’s your good sense telling you to turn and track. [Pre-Chorus] You brought your nerve and a polished gun, I brought the dark I crawled out from. [Chorus] If you’re playing for blood, I’m your huckleberry, Come on, draw—don’t make me wait. The grave couldn’t hold me, the ground got nervous, So take your shot and tempt your fate. I’m the last man standing where the dead grass bends, Evyl Doug—last outlaw to the end. [Bridge] They covered me in six feet of clay, I clawed through the roots and walked away. Now count to three if you’ve got the nerve— One for the debt, two for the dirt… [Final Chorus] If you’re playing for blood, I’m your huckleberry, Come on, draw—don’t make me wait. The grave couldn’t hold me, the ground got nervous, So take your shot and tempt your fate. I’m the last man standing where the dead grass bends, Evyl Doug—last outlaw to the end. Yeah, congratulations—you found me. [Outro] Take your shot.
