Ted'S Lasso (by Disco Here Datgo Dare)

He walked in slow with a hat down low Boots tapping time to the mirrorball glow Who wears denim at a discothèque? Ted does. And baby, I was wrecked He spun that rope, like it was fate Pulled on my soul like a satin weight Not a word, just a wink and a swing And my heart said, Baby this is your thing Now I don’t know if Ted likes boys or girls But I’d ride that rope through *any world* Yeehaw meets ooh la la It’s disco western, très bizarre Fling, Ted, Fling! Fling your lasso on me Catch this love in a twirl of glee Pull me close, I’m your mystery Fling, Ted, Fling! Wrap me up in fantasy You’re a cowboy dream in a club of gold And baby, I’m losing control He lassoed a dancer from off the bar Then dipped me low like a daytime star No spurs, no shame, just hips that sway(Yes haw) He said, Giddy up, honey or get out the way Now I’m no rancher, but I felt the spark When he spun his rope in the neon dark I said, Ted, you’re trouble, he said I might be But I loves me a little mystery Maybe Ted’s a dream, or just a phase... But I’d follow that lasso through a disco maze Fling, Ted, Fling! Fling your lasso on me I’m tangled up in your fantasy Boots and glitter, that's the key Fling, Ted, Fling! Whip your charm so dangerously Is it love or is it roleplay? Either way I wanna stay Who's Ted? No one knows… Rope of gold, spinning slow Leather jacket, heart attack He got me saying, “Yeehaw\... bring it back!” Fling, Ted, Fling! Fling your lasso on me If love’s a rodeo, I pay the fee I’m yours 'til the end of this melody Fling, Ted, Fling! I’ll ride this disco destiny You wrangled my heart with a wink and spin Now saddle up let the night begin! Ted… you’re the cowboy of my confusion… Rope me up, ride me out… Or just let me dance next to you forever.