[Intro] Gather round everyone “For Story Time” With Newboy Green “Kick it Dee Jay!” Woo! [Chorus 1] Oh “Pooter’s Scooter!” Is not what you would think The “Pooter’s Scooter!” Is made of more than led and zinc Yes “Pooter’s Scooter!” Strikes faster when you all blink Then “Pooter’s Scooter!” Moves on to another link “Hey Ho!” [Verse 1] Oh there once was a boy “Named Pooter Troy” He had loved to run around “On his Scooter Toy” He had once gotten lost “Cruisin’ through Detroit” Then his Batt’s ran out “And he was so annoyed” Then some people showed up “Talkin’ all this noise” They said gimme that there “Like he had a choice” And then Pooter rose up “With his hands in the air” And said take the darn thing! “It’s a burden to bare” [Bridge 1] Ahhh-hah-Hah-Hah-HAH! “User Beware” [Chorus 2] Oh “Pooter’s Scooter!” Is not what you would think The “Pooter’s Scooter!” Is made of more than led and zinc Yes “Pooter’s Scooter!” Strikes faster when you all blink Then “Pooter’s Scooter!” Moves on to another link “Hey Ho!” [Verse 2] He said “I know this sounds so crazy” But the devil lives in there If you two plan to ride it “You had better take some care” All seems well “At first” As if been guided and rehearsed Anywhere you ask it to “It will always go traverse” To the Mountains up on high “Or across the oceans of the worst” This scooter will get you there “And then put upon you a curse” Exchange Your soul “for the transportation” This deal can never be reversed Once you step a foot upon it “You will be leaving in a hearse” [Bridge 2] Ahhh-hah-Hah-Hah-HAH! “User Beware” [Chorus 3] Oh “Pooter’s Scooter!” Is not what you would think The “Pooter’s Scooter!” Is made of more than led and zinc Yes “Pooter’s Scooter!” Strikes faster when you all blink Then “Pooter’s Scooter!” Moves on to another link “Hey Ho!” [Bridge 3] Ahahahahahaaahhahahahahhhh!!! “Get Scooter’d” [Outro] Bah Dah-Dah Dump “Duh Dump” Boom! “Chish!” Oops, “Sorry momma” Didn’t see that lamp there [End Song]
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