[Verse] I was born head first Rest came months later Mouth full of teeth Sharper than an alligator [Verse 2] Eyes the size of basketballs Grew Carbonite claws Climbing up the walls Breaking all the laws [Chorus] They call me Wiggle Jo Fast as the river flow Dancing in the moonlight glow Oh watch me go! [Verse 3] Running through the fields Laughing loud and wild No one could stop me Strong as a child [Verse 4] Played my banjo fine Folks all gathered 'round Every single time Feet would leave the ground [Chorus] They call me Wiggle Jo Fast as the river flow Dancing in the moonlight glow Oh watch me go!
