One Thing I Won't Do - [Turtleneck - 1955 Reimagined]

[Intro] [12/8 triplet piano arpeggio] [Upright bass: melodic slapback fill] [Clean hollow-body electric guitar stabs] (Ooh, ooh-wa, ooh) [Verse 1] [Vocal: Soulful Male Crooner, Chest Voice] I'ma lay you down, baby Take your clothes off I'll make love to you In all the ways you want But one thing I won't do [Upright bass: slapback slide] Is take off my turtleneck My turtleneck [Vocal: Pure falsetto leap] (My turtleneck) My turtleneck (My turtleneck) [Vocal: Melisma/runs] My turtleneck [Chorus] [Vocal: Full 4-Part Layered Harmonies] Please stop asking me to take off my turtleneck (Stop asking, baby) Baby, I'm butt-naked from the waist down Baby, loving you is my favorite habit Kiss my neck through this fabric 'Cause all I want to do is make love to you In my turtleneck In this motherfucking cashmere turtleneck [Vocal ad-libs] (Mmm, the way this turtle) Gripping my neck, squeezing me, choking me I'm dripping turtleneck sweat, it's hot But I'm not taking this T-N off I won't stop until you get off [Bridge] [Solo: Clean Hollow-body Guitar, Melodic Pentatonic] [Piano: High-register triplets] (Ooh-wa, ooh-wa, ooh-wa) [Outro] [Meta: 1950s String Section Swells] I'ma lay you down, baby (Baby) Take your clothes off I'll make love to you In all the ways you want But one thing I won't do Is take off my turtleneck My turtleneck (My turtleneck) My turtleneck [Meta: Slow tempo deceleration / Ritardando] Stop asking, stop asking (Stop asking me) Stop asking me to take off my turtleneck Stop asking, I won't do it, I won't do it (Never take it off) Stop asking me to take off my turtleneck I won't do it, I won't do it (My turtleneck) My turtleneck... [Final chord: Sustained Major 6th with tremolo guitar] [End]