🎵 “Pure Pickleball Madness” 🎵 Verse 1 It started with a tennis court, Now the tennis crowd is sore We taped the lines, dragged in nets Now they don’t play here anymore Sunrise lights the parking lot We’re stretching like we’re twenty-five Everyone swears they’re “taking it easy”… Until somebody screams “OUT! … I think… maybe… never mind!” Pre-Chorus We’re limping and laughing Pretending we’re fine We ice our knees later Right now—get in line! Chorus If you can’t take the heat Stay outta the kitchen! Feet off the line We don’t need no suspicion You think you’re brave? You think you’re tough? One wrong toe and we call your bluff This ain’t just a game It’s a proud tradition It’s pure pickleball madness… Stay outta the kitchen! Verse 2 Open play chaos—“Who’s got next!?” Someone’s shouting “Paddles on the fence!” We pair up strangers, make new friends Then proceed to destroy them like champions We’re chasing balls we have no business chasing Bodies flying, dignity erasing Physically our age says “NO!” But mentally we yell “LET’S GO!!!” Pre-Chorus Doctor said “light movement” We said “sure, no sweat” Now we’re sliding like Olympians …and regretting it later, you bet Chorus If you can’t take the heat Stay outta the kitchen! Feet off the line We don’t need no suspicion You think you’re brave? You think you’re tough? One wrong toe and we call your bluff This ain’t just a game It’s a proud tradition It’s pure pickleball madness… Stay outta the kitchen! Bridge We should’ve let that ball go We absolutely knew But pride yelled louder than sense So now we’re icing something new Tennis folks glare at us But we’re not backing down Pickleball owns this place now This is OUR town Final Chorus If you can’t take the heat Stay outta the kitchen! We’re fired up No signs of quitting From “just one game” To “okay… ten more” Pickleball’s the life We’ve been waiting for It’s wild, it’s fun, It’s borderline addiction Pure pickleball madness… Stay outta the kitchen!
