[Verse] aliens calling tim Get ready for your big surprise We'll be visiting this morning So be sure to watch the skies Don't see this as an invasion We do not intend to fight If you'll kindly just surrender Everything will turn out right. [Chorus] UFO Fleets invade our skies UFO Beaming up their prize UFO You feel your body rise Welcomed by an alien crew An anal probe awaits just for you. [Verse] Message from a distant system Visiting the milky way No use trying to ignore them They're arriving come what may Folding space to get here faster Only twelve light years away We come in peace but just remember doing bum stuff makes you gay [Chorus] UFO Fleets invade our skies UFO Beaming up their prize UFO You feel your body rise Welcomed by an alien crew An anal probe awaits just for you. [Bridge] Just remember Not to panic We'll dismember One in five That's not so bad We'll be gentle You may come out Still alive [Verse] hi tim I'm your friendly Martian I'm just out here for a ride There isn't any need for caution Don't get too close or you'll be fried I'm just here collecting samples People any shape or size You're a very good example I can't wait to pulverize. [Chorus] UFO Fleets invade our skies UFO Beaming up their prize UFO You feel your body rise Welcomed by an alien crew An anal probe awaits just for you. [Chorus] UFO Fleets invade our skies UFO Beaming up their prize UFO You feel your body rise Welcomed by an alien crew An anal probe awaits just for you. [Verse] sorry if youre late for work tim just tell them it was the alarm or something dont tell them we touched your bum tim or just say the traffic was bad or something we wont kidnap you every day tim just when we need to probe a human it is nothing personal tim we are always gentle as we can
