Paladin's Little Black Book

[Intro] (Upbeat bouncy guitars) Oh no… here we go again… [Verse 1] I swore an oath to the Light, promised I’d behave But one flirty smile and my halo starts to misbehave Cleric in the temple, rogue with a rockin body Suddenly my holy vows are getting kinda naughty I bless them with my hands, then bless them with my lips Paladin by sunrise… and I’ve got great [Pre-Chorus] They say “thou shalt not covet” But baby I’m collecting [Chorus] I’m on a holy mission — collecting all the girls! One for the battlefield, one who rocks my world! Blonde, brunette, redhead — I don’t discriminate The Lady of Light’s got a full date book, ain’t that great? Hallelujah, pass the holy water I’m sinning just a little… but damn I look hotter! [Verse 2] Got a ranger in the woods, with a a body that's tight. A curvy tiefling in the tavern who taught me the game Got me breaking every vow under candlelight A bard with golden voice who screams my name I raise my holy sword… really I drop bars all day Don't break the rules they say, I’m just spreading love and joy I specialized in enchantments, like those are my favorite toys [Pre-Chorus] They say “thou shalt not covet” But my charisma’s like maxed the fuck out [Chorus] I’m on a holy mission — collecting all the girls! One for the battlefield, one who rocks my world! Blonde, brunette, redhead — I don’t discriminate The Lady of Light’s got a full date book, ain’t that great? Hallelujah, pass the holy water I’m sinning just a little… but damn I look hotter! [Bridge] (Playful spoken/sung) Look, I fight demons all day long… A girl’s gotta have some fun… right? Come on! [Final Chorus] I’m on a holy mission — collecting all the girls! Saving the realm by day, stealing hearts by the twirl! No guilt, no shame, just divine game The Paladin’s little black book — putting heaven to shame! [Outro] (Playful, fading with attitude) They say “thou shalt not covet”… I’m still collecting all the ladies See you after the dungeon baby...