[Verse 1] Silas got the snacks on lock Goldfish crackers he eats a lot Minecraft worlds and Pokémon He’s the champ from dusk to dawn Peanut butter, no crust slice He says, “That’s the good stuff, nice” Spaghetti-o’s in a bowl Does it have Meatballs GoGo [Pre-Chorus] Three sisters in the house Hear him laughing on the couch He’s got that grin so wide Like he swallowed a joke inside [Chorus] Silas, Silas, no crust Silas, Silas, that’s a must No extra cheese, just right Silas keeps it tight Silas, Silas, ha-ha-ha Baguette squishy, ha-ha-ha Jump, jump, bounce all day Silas finds a funnier way [Verse 2] Trampoline feet go boing Backyard king with a squeal and spring YouTube set to double speed He says, “wait, what?” then “that’s how I read” Baguette squishy in his hand Mashing it like it’s a band And if a fart goes pop-pop-pffft Silas falls apart, can’t get enough [Pre-Chorus] Three sisters roll their eyes But they crack up by surprise He’s got that joke all planned With a silly laugh on demand [Chorus] Silas, Silas, no crust Silas, Silas, that’s a must No extra cheese, just right Silas keeps it tight Silas, Silas, ha-ha-ha Baguette squishy, ha-ha-ha Jump, jump, bounce all day Silas finds a funnier way [Bridge] Ten years old, big silly grin Always getting the giggles in From the couch to the trampoline He’s the loudest happy scene One more bite, one more leap One more laugh he cannot keep Say his name and here he comes With peanut butter on his thumbs [Final Chorus] Silas, Silas, no crust Silas, Silas, that’s a must No extra cheese, just right Silas keeps it tight Silas, Silas, ha-ha-ha Baguette squishy, ha-ha-ha Jump, jump, bounce all day Silas finds a funnier way Silas, Silas, that’s our guy Minecraft worlds and double time Laugh so hard, he shakes the place Silas likes the Mac and cheese taste
