[Intro – thumping bass + DJ scratches + distant waves] Yeah… After the Death Star raid, the crew needed a night off. So they threw a party in the secret lab. And the third little pig brought the beats. [Verse 1 – The Party Starts] The old dungeon lab was transformed — lights strung, potions glowing soft Tables loaded with whatever the crew could scavenge and scoff Third Little Pig was on the decks as the guest DJ Brick House Beats booming — the only pig who actually built his way He dropped a heavy track, snout nodding to the rhythm “Built my house strong, now I spin strong — no more huff and puff victim” Told his story between mixes, voice raw but proud “Lost two brothers to the wolf. Built my house right. Stood my ground.” [Pre-Chorus] The crew raised their glasses — “To the ones who built it right.” [Chorus – fun dark humor party vibe] Fairytale house party in the secret R&D lab Dwarves in yellow tees dancing like they owned the tab Puss and Ariel doing shots — fish girl finally free Pinokie-Dokie glowing in the corner — “No strings attached… party!” Beast and Gretel slow dancing, Bulk mode turned down low Prince (Armor-Man) awkwardly trying to flirt with Rapunzel in the glow Cinder-Eye on Baby Bear — the bear rocking upgraded shades Everyone laughing — “We just stole a Death Star… best day ever, mates!” [Verse 2 – Cinder’s Report] Cinderella took the floor, Baby Bear at her side Still in battle gear, bow slung, eyes sharp and wide “We ambushed three Candy Cane convoys on the eastern road Working with the Coke-Cola dealers — the real supply load” Confirmed the rumors — “The S-elf-rising rebellion is real up north Santa’s mobilizing the Naughty List for retribution, of course” The crew went quiet for a beat, then Red raised her glass “To the elves. May their hammers hit harder than his ass.” [Bridge – spoken, real world dark humor] Third Little Pig dropped the beat again — “This one’s for the kids who got sold the dream Commercialized childhood, poisoned with sugar and marketing schemes Candy Cane Cartel, Cola dealers, Santa Claws in the back RedCoat’s the public face — the evil Cola Corporation’s attack” The party got louder, the irony thicker than the smoke Dwarves singing a new hi-ho — “We built this lab, we own this joke” Prince and Rapunzel in the corner, two awkward geniuses in sync Pinokie-Dokie watching — “Connection we have… eventually… I think” [Final Chorus – hopeful, building for next arc] The lab party raged on — misfits healing, laughing through the night Death Star ship rebuilt outside — now the mobile base shining bright Guardians of Creative Liberty, Fairy Tale Avengers, all drawn in the fray The revolution’s growing… and the Empire’s starting to sway Third Little Pig dropped the final track with a grin “Built strong, stood tall — now the real story begins” Cinder raised her glass — “To the next fight. Let it come.” The crew cheered loud — the forest was far from done. [Outro – fading bass + howl + laugh] Yeah… They partied like the world wasn’t ending tomorrow. Because for one night… it wasn’t. The Candy Cane Cartel. The S-elf Rebellion. Santa Claws. The real war was just getting started.
