🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆 Don Quacko MC's Beak to Beat Battle Beef Entry open to anyone Rules: - make a duck character (or find a loophole) -post a diss track, any genre, any style Winner takes all: Suno marketplace transfer of 2000 credits. Winner announced 11/15/2026. Multiple entries encouraged Tag ( @undeadchickens ) for playlist inclusion : https://suno.com/playlist/77650604-a04c-4a2b-b184-e85afca2e53e 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆 "...Damn...deez ducks definitely didn't go to no culinary school..." Yo, what up, buttercup? Glad ya diggin' my drip. Time to turn up the heat, Watch me stumble and trip. Ya fetishized my flesh for three whole minutes, chef! Two more bars and I'll be wishin' I was deaf! Got a flock full of schmucks and a rusty old shucker Think you're eatin' me? THINK AGAIN, MOTHERQUCKER! You lost your noodle, tryna turn me to strudel! Seventeen bars for lunch? That's pitiful, doodle! Ducks eat fish? Yeah, quack-tual fact! But no duct tape on Earth makes ya wack flow smack! Pond-scum chum, got feathers for brains, Can't entertain, all your talent's down the drains. Call me "bottom-feeder bait"? You hack, that's rich You hit rock bottom every time you spit! Lookin' for a cookie? That's a crummy attack! Try to hold this fish-shaped felony back! Wanna bite? Better check that dental plan, man My punchlines give cavities; you're a feathered spam can! "High-fructose pest!" "Corn syrup decay!" That sugar outlasts your organic flesh any day! Shelf-stable, immortal, synthetic, clever— Your best-by date's passed; mine's NEVER-EVER! You ain't the Final Boss, you're a Tutorial Duck, Side-quest mallard with salmonella luck! (YUCK!) BITE ME! TRY ME! Put that little bill beside me! Chew me, choke Watch your whole system overload! BITE ME! TRY ME! Can't cage me in your food chain, see! Sweet, red, sticky, hard to kill Gumm E. Pish goes WAR-CRIME ILL! Did a food court write this? Did a cookbook ghost you? Your dish came ice-cold (Ah-CHOO!) You talk big teeth, but you duck the facts: Xylitol's poison, straight toxic to quacks! Beggin' for sweets with a bill, no bite, Chokin' on candy napalm tonight! Your feathers fall off, your whole body's fading, My sugar stays solid, survives your degrading! You peeled one fin? Man, what a save! Want a gold star and a tiny parade? "Sticky red goo" that's your big blow? I've been sticky since birth; that's my whole damn show! Try swallowin' Gumm E., you'll lock up your beak Crack bills on my rubber; your duck legs go weak! Don't get mad 'cause my waterfowl game beats you, Leftovers in back, go hop in the stew! Chopsticks in hand for a sledgehammer fight, Now you're gaggin' on gelatin, losin' your sight! I'll chase you round the plate till your feathers turn gray Crack that fortune cookie: YOUR FATE'S TODAY! Let's see here... "Your greatest enemy is closer than you think..." .... It's your own reflection, Quacko.... ...Know what happens when you heat a Pish? One drop of hot gummy glue... And southbound flight? You can forget that trip. BITE ME! TRY ME! Put that little bill beside me! Chew me, choke Watch your whole system overload! BITE ME! TRY ME! Can't cage me in your food chain, see! Sweet, red, sticky, hard to kill Gumm E. Pish goes WAR-CRIME ILL! Hey, James Pond... keep that mop handy. You'll need it for Quacko's broken bill.... 2,000 credits in the Suno bag. ... don't forget to floss, kids... ...Pish out.
