[Verse 1] I got standards Printed on a Pinterest board “Therapy Soft boy Knows what feelings are for” Then I’m outside Front row to a walking red flag He texts “u up” And my brain just lags [Pre-Chorus] Manifesting green flags on my close friends story But in real life I speed-run the category Same type beat Different face New bio I say “this time’s different” Yeah sure I know [Chorus] I’m a red flag magnet Tragic Swear I’m healed Then I fall like magic Got a whole list Whole script All that But my heart soft-launches every man-child back High standards Low follow-through I’m the common denominator It’s true Told my girls “I’m done with that type” Then I double-text a walking walking red flag hype (hey!) [Verse 2] He says “I’m too busy” But he’s always on the game Sends three memes Never once asks about my day Calls his ex “crazy” Like that’s some flex And I’m in the group chat typing “Y’all I’m obsessed” [Pre-Chorus] Got a whole checklist Bare-minimum bare “Didn’t ghost me” — wow The bar’s in the air He love-bombs quick Then dips when it’s deep I rebrand the bare effort As “slow burn” and “steep” [Chorus] I’m a red flag magnet Tragic Swear I’m healed Then I fall like magic Got a whole list Whole script All that But my heart soft-launches every man-child back High standards Low follow-through I’m the common denominator It’s true Told my girls “I’m done with that type” Then I double-text a walking walking red flag hype (ohhh) [Bridge] Soft life Hard launch Same clown New brunch Different dude Same hunch Why I play myself this much? Trauma-bond Call it fate Slap “main character” on a walking mistake Maybe I should finally date Someone who’s done with season eight [Chorus] I’m a red flag magnet Tragic Swear I’m healed But I’m kinda the pattern Got a whole list New script Big plans Time to ghost every boy that can’t act like a man High standards High follow-through If you can’t match energy We’re through Text my girls “I’m done with that type” And this time I leave that walking red flag on read tonight
