Everybody's in a hurry Nobody knows why Running circles every morning Just to say they're getting by Everybody's got an answer Everybody's got a plan Ask 'em where they're going They say, "I'm a busy man" Jimmy bought a brand-new treadmill Took the elevator home Says he's getting into fitness But he never leaves his phone I just shake my head and smile Like I'm better than the rest Then I check my own reflection Just to see if I'm impressed I'm the last sane man In this crazy little town Everybody's upside down I'm the only one around I'm the last sane man Yeah, I got it figured out I don't need your validation But some praise would help me out I'm the last sane man Can't you see it in my eyes? Everybody's acting funny I'm the one who gets it right I'm the last sane man Go ahead and call me strange If the whole world's gone crazy I ain't the one who needs to change I don't ever lose my temper Unless you disagree I'm a very open-minded man Long as you agree with me I don't care what people think That's what I always say But I checked my phone a dozen times To see what they had to say Told my friends to take it easy Life's too short to fight Then I argued with a stranger On the internet all night I don't need to be the winner I just hate to come in last If you ask me who's the problem Well, you better not ask I'm the last sane man In this crazy little town Everybody's upside down I'm the only one around I'm the last sane man Yeah, I got it figured out I don't need your validation But some praise would help me out I'm the last sane man Everybody thinks I'm strange I keep telling everybody They're the ones who need to change I'm the last sane man That's a fact, don't ask me why If you need a second opinion Well, I got another one of mine


