Supervillain Support Group [Tales]

🎶 Once a week in a backroom den, A place full of has, and what could have been's. We tell our crimes like old warrior tales, Big swings, bad luck, and they all were fails. 🎶 *FOGFINGER* Name’s Fogfinger, the man of silent retreats, Fogged up the vault, couldn’t even see my feet. Tried sneaking past guards, tried to make an escape, But ended up slamming face first into a gate. Fogged up the whole place, got lost in the halls, Guards laughed it off, scoffed, then they posted it all. ~~~~~☁☁👆🏻☁☁~~~~~ *MAMA HEX* Name’s Mama Hex, broke in at midnight, Target locked: diamonds gleaming underneath the bright light. Raised up my staff, cast a spell to make it mine, Then out came wet fart noises, plan denied. Alarm bells rang, I cast smoke in a panic, Security stormed in, looked like they were manic. Spun on my heel, to escape in haste, Tripped on my feet, fell flat on my face. 🧝🏻‍♀️❌ 🎶 Once a week in a backroom den, A place full of has, and what could have been's. We tell our crimes like old warrior tales, Big swings, bad luck, and they all were fails. 🎶 *MIRRORMIND* Name’s Mirror-Mind, I read your thoughts, clear as glass, Planned a perfect heist, I knew their moves en masse. Focused in, synced up with all the guard’s brainwaves, But then I caught my own reflection and got lost in a maze. Blanked out on the plan, straight forgot where I stood, Until a guard grabbed my wrist like he wished a ninja would 🔎 vvvvvvvvvvvv 🔍 *GLOOMGIRL* The name's Gloomgirl, shadows twist at my hand, Creepin' in the dark, tryin' to snatch a hundred grand. Tried to hide myself, ducked down in dark despair, But then I tripped down about a half flight of stairs Now I'm in the spotlight, with my shadows gone, Headlines said the “Darkness Queen” was a pawn. 📰 🎶 Once a week in a backroom den, A place full of has, and what could have been's. We tell our crimes like old warrior tales, Big swings, bad luck, and they all were fails. 🎶 *SNAPCRACK* Name’s Snapcrack, I bend bones like a wire, Dropped through the skylight, as I slid down the spire. Landed in the vault, with arms primed for the job, But forgot about my legs, both snapped with a throb. I laid there twitchin’, couldn’t even crawl, Then I heard the guards laughin’ as they blocked off the hall. 🦵🦵🤕 🤭 *GLITCHLORD* Name’s Glitchlord, I bend reality’s code, Hacked security, switched it into Glitchlord mode. Made the cameras freeze, slipped past unseen, 'Till I glitched myself out, and repeat on the screen. Frozen in a loop, tried to play a trick, Until a guard saw it playin', and he snapped my pic. 📸⚠ 🎶 Once a week in a backroom den, A place full of has, and what could have been's. We tell our crimes like old warrior tales, Big swings, bad luck, and they all were fails. 🎶