[Intro] Green hair, purple suit White makeup and red smile The clown is here To make you die laughing And for my big trick That will blow your minds this morning I'm going to need a volunteer To kill Batman [Verse I] I'm the Crime Clown, can't you see? Want to see all smiles set free, Turning Gotham to a circus show, The joke's on you before you know. To close friends, call me Joker, it's fine, Tonight you'll laugh so hard it feels like a crime. (Hahahahahahaha!) I don't want cash, I don't seek might, Try to understand? I'm out of sight! This yellow grin of mine will haunt your night, 'Cause I just want to set the circus alight! (Hahaha!) Want to know how I got these scars? From childhood days under harshest stars, My father was a fiend with a violent spree, Striking Mom down, he took such glee. (Hahaha!) He turned to me with a menacing chuckle, "Isn't it funny?" as he showed his knuckle. Approached me slowly, with a knife so near, Put it to my mouth as he sneered, Laughing while he said, "Let's see you beam, Let's put a smile on that face, make it gleam!" (Hahahahahahahaha!) [Chorus] Once upon a time, a mad little clown For his final act, brought the world down, Laughed with gas from his deadly jest, A joke so grim, it stole one's breath. My mind's a maze, pure lunacy, Like a wondrous walk through misery. I've just one question, to make you wary... Why so serious? (Huhuhuhuhuhahahahaha!) Oh oh oh oh (hahahahaha) yeah yeah Ha! Uh yeah! Oh ah ah ah ah ah! [Verse II] A psycho lost in his own trance, A sick sociopath with a killer's dance. When they ask why I do it, with a grin slight, The answer's simple: I find it fun, right? I don't see the Bat as my foe, oh no, (hahaha!) To me, he's an old friend, don’t you know. That's why I'll torture, make all he loves fall, What's wrong, Batsy, don’t you want to play at all? For me, nothing matters, the cherry on top Is putting Barbara Gordon where her legs just stop. Easy now, that was nothing, a laugh in disguise, Beat Robin to death with a crowbar prize. Madness won’t halt until Batman breaks free, His greatest rule, before killing me. Until then, likely I won't feel remorse, As they say, who laughs last, laughs the best, of course. [Interlude] Just one bad day can make a man insane, Lose all he has before the final refrain. Or witness love murdered, see it so clear, In their frail minds, hope still perseveres. I think what doesn’t kill makes us more strange, Through life's madness, we continue to change. [Outro] With hair of green and suit of purple flow, White makeup and a red smile you’ll know, The clown has come to make laughter ring, And for my grand trick this morning, I bring A call for a volunteer so grand, To see Batman die by my own hand.
