Walks into the room, everybody takes a pause Is it a biohazard or a breaking of the laws? He says he washed his hoodie, but it’s hard to believe There’s a mysterious cloud floating up his sleeve. Left his gym socks sitting in a backpack for a week Now the whole entire hallway is starting to leak... a stench! Oh, stinky boy, what’s going on? Your laundry basket’s screaming and your soap is all gone! Take a shower, scrub your knees, Do it for the people, do it for the breeze! Oh, stinky boy, turn on the tap, Put down the video game and wash that baseball cap! He thinks a spray of axe body spray will save the day Just made it smell like pine trees mixed with decay. Shoes off at the front door, everybody run! His sneakers got a radius of fifty-one. Even the dog refuses to sit near his feet, He’s the undisputed champion of the smelly street! Oh, stinky boy, what’s going on? Your laundry basket’s screaming and your soap is all gone! Take a shower, scrub your knees, Do it for the people, do it for the breeze! Oh, stinky boy, turn on the tap, Put down the video game and wash that baseball cap! It’s a simple routine, nothing too complex, Water, shampoo, and a towel up next. You don't need a miracle, you just need a bar, Of fresh lavender soap to fix who you are! ) So go get the shampoo... Yeah, use two squirts this time. Please. (Fade out with water running sounds)
