[Intro] One cake! Two cake! Nicki TWO cakes! Not three, not four— Better check that receipt at the drive through door! [Verse 1] If points were a crime, she’d be doin’ a dime, Stackin’ ’em up one swipe at a time. Out of her mind, but her math stays straight, Nicki sees points and she just can’t wait! One cake! Two cake! Sitting on the plate! Red cake! Blue cake! Hold up—WAIT! Not a Doctor Seuss cake, Not a Who-ville bake, Just Nicki at the counter With a points mistake! [Chorus] Nicki TWO CAKES! Two cakes, two cakes! How many damn points Can one woman make? Scan that! Swipe that! Check it again! “Get me a receipt, please,” She says with a grin. Adding up the numbers, Checking where she’s been— If the points don’t match, She’s counting AGAIN! [Verse 2] Ten points! Twenty! Thirty! FORTY MORE! Nicki’s doing mathematics Right at the door. Big receipt, little receipt, Receipt down to her feet, She’s counting every number Like it owes her something sweet. One cake for the points, Two cakes for the score, Tell her there’s a bonus— She’ll come running through the door! [Breakdown / Rap] POINTS! POINTS! POINTS ON THE LINE! If points were a crime, She’d be doing a dime! Cake in the left hand, Receipt in the right, Adding those numbers All damn night! One cake! Two cake! Red cake! Blue cake! NOT THREE! NOT FOUR! NICKI TWO CAKES! [Final Chorus] Nicki TWO CAKES! Queen of the points! Checking every number, Every decimal point! “Receipt, please!” There’s that grin again— Adding up the numbers To see where she’s been. If points were a crime, Better lock up the gate— Here comes Nicki… WITH TWO DAMN CAKES
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