[intro] [verse] I saw this lady. I wanted her so bad. I longed to see her veinous cavity, Which is my depravity, But I still wanted to see it! So she took me to her home And in the gloom she lifted up her sleeve And I saw it! I swooned. [chorus] This guy swooned over an armpit. Gross. He works at a JCPenny. Double Gross. His name is Denny. Triple gross! [verse] Armpit Denny wore a light blue suit. Armpit Denny wore a light blue suit! Armpit Denny wore a light blue suit! Armpit Denny wore a light blue suit! Armpit Denny wore a light blue suit! ARMPIT DENNY WORE A LIGHT BLUE SUIT! ARMPIT DENNY WORE A LIGHT BLUE SUIT! ARMPIT DENNY WORE A LIGHT BLUE SUIT! ARMPIT DENNY WORE A LIGHT BLUE SUIT! IT WAS LIGHT BLUUUUUUUUUUUUE! IT WAS LIGHT BLUUUUUUUUUUUUE! IT WAS LIGHT BLUUUUUUUUUUUUE! [chorus] This guy swooned over an armpit. Gross. He works at a JCPenny. Double Gross. His name is Denny. Triple Double gross! [solo] [bridge] He had previously served time for debauchery. Debauchery. He had previously served time for debauchery. Debauchery! Debauch! And a cherry! Debauch! And a cherry! DEBAUCH! AND A CHERRY!! [outro] He had previously served time for debauchery. This guy swooned over an armpit. Gross. He works at a JCPenny. Double Gross. His name is Denny. Triple gross! Armpit Denny wore a light blue suit. Armpit Denny wore a light blue suit! Armpit Denny wore a light blue suit! Armpit Denny wore a light blue suit! Armpit Denny wore a light blue suit! ARMPIT DENNY WORE A LIGHT BLUE SUIT! ARMPIT DENNY WORE A LIGHT BLUE SUIT! ARMPIT DENNY WORE A LIGHT BLUE SUIT! ARMPIT DENNY WORE A LIGHT BLUE SUIT! IT WAS LIGHT BLUUUUUUUUUUUUE! IT WAS LIGHT BLUUUUUUUUUUUUE! IT WAS LIGHT BLUUUUUUUUUUUUE!
