[Verse 1] I slept a bagel last night Twelve hours solid in one go I curled up warm and blessed Like a bagel left to rest When I awoke, I felt refreshed Took my time to get dressed Went downstairs to the fridge Glad to be living in North Ridge [Pre-Chorus] The bagels I put in last night had gone Had you taken them to work? What was wrong? This is the reason for my song Why would you take resting bagels? [Chorus] I slept a bagel overnight I slept a bagel overnight Haigels Bagels are the best Leave for twelve hours to properly rest Haigels Bagels are the best Leave for twelve hours to properly rest [Verse 2] Did you give them to Timothy Haigels? Not only had the bagels gone You just disappeared What is wrong? I poured some coffee into a cup And having fully woken up I realised I had eaten the bagels Yesterday, at Timothy Haigels [Chorus] I slept a bagel overnight I slept a bagel overnight Haigels Bagels are the best Leave for twelve hours to properly rest Haigels Bagels are the best Leave for twelve hours to properly rest [Bridge] I've eaten many over time And all I have left, is a tiny dime Haigels Bagels are the best Leave for twelve hours to properly rest [Final Chorus] I slept a bagel overnight I slept a bagel overnight Haigels Bagels are the best Leave for twelve hours to properly rest Haigels Bagels are the best Leave for twelve hours to properly rest