# 🎵 SOPHIE & SHAN — “HERE WE GO AGAIN” **[Intro – Spoken]** Another peaceful night… Sophie’s here. Shan’s here. Jordy and Rob are sat chilling. What could possibly go wrong? ... **“SHAN!”** Oh fuck. Rob, get the popcorn. 🍿 **[BEAT KICKS IN]** **[Verse 1]** Sophie's on one, Shan's giving it back, One little comment started all that, Nobody knows what they're arguing for, But Jordy and Rob? **Front seats for sure.** Jord looks at Rob, Rob looks at Jord, Neither says nothing— **They've seen this before.** Soph says— “SHAN, DON'T START WITH ME!” Shan fires back— **“YOU STARTED WITH ME!”** Here we go. Round one. Ding ding. **SISTER FIGHT HAS BEGUN.** 🔔 **[BUILD]** Sophie's getting louder— **SHAN GETS LOUDER!** Shan walks off— **SOPH FOLLOWS AFTER!** Meanwhile Jordy's sat sipping his drink, Rob looks over like— ### **“Mate… don't even blink.”** **[DnB DROP]** **SOPHIE! SHAN!** Here we go again! Sisters arguing— **ROUND NUMBER TEN!** **SOPHIE! SHAN!** Who's gonna win? Jordy and Rob sitting there like— ### **“DON'T DRAG US IN!”** 😂 **[Verse 2 – Fast Flow]** One says left and the other says right, One says day and the other says night, Could agree on anything— **But they'd rather fight.** Sophie's got receipts from six months back, Shan's got screenshots ready to attack, Jord whispers— “Rob, should we stop all that?” Rob says— ### **“Absolutely fucking not, just sit back.”** 😭 Now Jordy's laughing, Rob can't breathe, Trying to stay quiet so the girls don't see, Then Sophie turns round— **“WHAT'S FUNNY, JORDY?”** ... Nothing. **NOTHING AT ALL.** 😂 **[BEAT CUT]** Rob? “Yeah?” Think we should leave? “Nah.” Why? “It's getting good.” Fair enough. 🍿 **[BEAT RETURNS]** **[Verse 3]** Shan says— “I'm done, I'm not saying no more!” Soph says— “GOOD!” Shan walks towards the door... Three seconds later— **“ACTUALLY, ONE MORE THING!”** Jord puts his head straight into his hands, Rob starts laughing— **“I FUCKING KNEW IT!”** They're going again, it's round number three, Better than anything that's on TV. Jordy's got snacks, Rob's got a seat— ### **SOPHIE AND SHAN: LIVE, WEEKLY.** **[BUILD UP]** In the red corner— **SOPHIE!** In the blue corner— **SHAN!** At ringside— **JORDY!** Next to him— **ROB!** Are they helping? **NO!** Are they watching? **YEP!** Are they enjoying it? ### **WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH!** 😂 **[MASSIVE DnB DROP]** **SOPH-SOPH-SOPHIE!** **SH-SH-SHAN!** Arguing again like only sisters can! **JOR-JOR-JORDY!** **ROB-ROB-ROB!** Sat on the sofa watching it kick off! Nobody move, Nobody speak, This is the best entertainment all week! Jord looks at Rob— Rob looks at Jord— ### **“SAME TIME TOMORROW?”** **“COURSE!”** 😂 **[Final Verse]** But here's the funny thing everyone knows, Sophie and Shan can go toe-to-toe, Call each other everything under the sun— Then ten minutes later? **Argument done.** “Want a drink?” “Yeah.” “You hungry?” “Yeah.” Like nothing happened. Jordy's confused. Rob's even worse. **“Did we just imagine the last half hour?”** 🤣 **[FINAL CHORUS]** **SOPHIE! SHAN!** Sisters for life! They'll argue all day, They'll argue all night! **JORDY! ROB!** Best seats in town, Watching the sisters go round and round! But if anyone else tries messing with one— Soph and Shan suddenly become **ONE!** That's family— That's how it is. Tomorrow night? ### **THEY'LL DO IT AGAIN!** **[Outro – Spoken]** Soph: *“Shan, can I borrow something?”* Shan: *“Yeah, course.”* Jordy: “...weren't they just fighting?” Rob: “Yep.” Jordy: “For half an hour?” Rob: “Yep.” ... **Jordy: “Women, mate.”** **“JORDY!?”** Oh shit. ### **RUN, JORD! RUN!** 😂
