[Verse 1] Last night I joined a brand-new club Signed up drunk Didn’t read the blurb Tiny print Yeah Right by my thumb “Side effects: you might get chewed for fun” They stamped my hand with a spotted grin Free wristband “c’mon Let the cats in” Someone yelled “this is how we win!” Then a tail brushed past my chin [Chorus] Welcome to the Leopards Eating Faces Party Everybody smiles till it’s gnarly “We knew the risks ” they laugh as they bleed “We knew the risks This is what we need” Welcome to the Leopards Eating Faces Party Biting down hard on the same old story “I love the pain ” they roar on the floor And still they line up at the door [Verse 2] Guy in a suit says “this is great” Half a cheek gone Calling it fate Says “finally someone shares my hate” As the cat licks blood off his name tag plate Selfie line by the shredded couch “Don’t be soft Don’t be such a grouch” Every scream gets shouted down “Relax It’s just the price of the crown” [Chorus] Welcome to the Leopards Eating Faces Party Everybody smiles till it’s gnarly “We knew the risks ” they laugh as they bleed “We knew the risks This is what we need” Welcome to the Leopards Eating Faces Party Biting down hard on the same old story “I love the pain ” they roar on the floor And still they line up at the door [Bridge] I say “hey This seems insane” They say “shh Don’t ruin the game” I say “look They’re chewing your friends” They say “hush This is how it ends This is how it ends This is how it ends” (hey!) [Chorus] Welcome to the Leopards Eating Faces Party Everybody smiles till it’s gnarly “We knew the risks ” they laugh as they bleed “We knew the risks This is what we need” Welcome to the Leopards Eating Faces Party Biting down hard on the same old story “I love the pain ” they roar on the floor Then hand their kids keys to the door [Outro] Welcome to the Leopards Eating Faces Party Bite marks on the RSVP We chant “Not my face” as we hand ‘em our faces Saying “Thank you May I have another Please?” We keep asking why it’s brutal and barbed wire While we fuel their little feast This is the Leopards Eating Faces Party And we’re shocked they’re eating you and me
