Well you might heard of me before, I'm that man that works down at the comedy store, I've been on tee vee before, Well if you're wondering where I've been, I've been getting in fights with big women, its gotten me locked up in the pen, Well for that, and pointing guns outside my door. And when I go they go, Earl please don't use your gun, Because I just need to go to the store, And Earl you've had your fun, but I'm going to need you to let me go to work, And I tell em, I don't care none, Because I'm Earl and I'll tell ya to get bucked, My name's Earl and I'm a big mean jerk you don't hate enough, I'm Earl Skakel and I have no class, I'm Earl Skakel and you can kiss my ass.
