🎶 **"Too Much Cologne"** 🎶 *(Intro – spoken, breathy and bold)* Oooh lawd… You walked in the room before your body did. That scent hit me like a disco slap. *Baby, less is more…* You got us wheezin' in the back! *(Verse 1)* You came in hot with your collar wide, Struttin’ like a peacock with too much pride. Slicked-back hair and a velvet tone, But all I could smell was **too much cologne**. Drakkar, Brut, Hai Karate too, You bathed in it, sugar — ain’t nobody asked you! I like a man who’s smooth and fine… But not one smellin’ like aisle 9. *(Pre-Chorus)* You think it’s charm, you think it’s heat, But baby, your scent knocked me off my feet. My eyes are waterin’, my soul’s in flight — A little dab woulda done it *right*. *(Chorus – big and bold)* 🎵 **Too much cologne!** Got me gaspin’ in the disco zone. 🎵 **Too much cologne!** You smell like six men all alone. 🎵 **Too much cologne!** I can’t breathe, I can’t groove, I can’t moan — 🎵 ‘Cause baby, oh baby, you wear… **Too. Much. Cologne!** **Gonna Ruin the Ozone!** *(Verse 2)* You danced up close, tried to whisper low, But my nose said *“boy, it’s time to go.”* You had the look, you had the strut, But now I’m wheezin’ from your splashin’ rut. I asked the DJ to blow some air, Your scent is hangin’ everywhere. You left a trail on the mirrored floor, Even the bartender ran out the door! *(Bridge – harmonized with attitude)* You thought it’d make the ladies swoon, But baby, you smell like a perfume typhoon. Less musk, more class, more breeze, less blast, ‘Cause the only thing strong is the scent of your past! *(Final Chorus – breakdown and build-up)* 🎵 **Too much cologne!** You turned the club into a danger zone. 🎵 **Too much cologne!** Even the glitter said “leave me alone!” 🎵 **Too much cologne!** Just a splash, not the whole damn stone! 🎵 Baby please… tone it down, You got **too. much. cologne!** **Too. Much. Cologne!** **Gonna Ruin the Ozone!** *(Outro – funky and playful)* Ooooh, spray it, don’t slay it… Dab it, don’t drown it… Let the funk be loud — not the cloud! You broke my nose, now pass that fan, Before we pass… *out*!
