[Intro] Yeah… Spanky, Alfalfa, Darla, Buckwheat, Porky… He-Man Woman Haters Club in full effect… But the real little rascal on the mic about to wreck… Okay, okay, okay… let’s go. [Hook] Little Rascals, rascals on the loose Our Gang in the booth, cuttin’ wack MCs no truce Petey with the ring around the eye, that’s the crew sign Little rascals run the block, every bar out of line Little Rascals, mischief in the rhythm Soapbox derby flow, downhill and we kill ’em From the treehouse to the stage, same little villains Rascals forever, still buckwild and chillin’ [Verse 1] Spanky run the gang, I run the beat with a gavel Bang the table, every bar hit harder than gravel Alfalfa swoonin’ Darla, voice crackin’ on the high note My voice crack wack rappers’ spines, leave ’em choked Buckwheat “Otay!” when the multis get sprayed Porky “Th-th-that’s all, folks!” when the grave get laid Uh-oh… Stymie with the schemes and the top hat I top cats with top-tier, drop fear in a ball cap Freckle-faced menace, overalls full of ammo Slingshot loaded with flows, watch me let the jam blow Froggy laughin’ in the back while I body the track Little rascals attack, no comin’ back from the black Eye ring like Petey, bark louder than the beat be He-Man Woman Hater, but the mic still wanna be me Treehouse cypher, no girls allowed in the session Till my bars get so cold they need a sweater for protection [Hook] Little Rascals, rascals on the loose Our Gang in the booth, cuttin’ wack MCs no truce Petey with the ring around the eye, that’s the crew sign Little rascals run the block, every bar out of line Little Rascals, mischief in the rhythm Soapbox derby flow, downhill and we kill ’em From the treehouse to the stage, same little villains Rascals forever, still buckwild and chillin’ [Verse 2] Darla dimples, but the smile hide the menace I dim the lights on pretenders, leave ’em blind to the premise Butch and Woim in the alley tryna jump the squad I jump the gun with the tongue, leave ’em slumped in the yard Soapbox racer, downhill accelerator Flow crash through the gate like an uninvited neighbor Miss Crabtree yellin’ “Sit down!”—I stand up and deliver Little rascal rebel, make the whole class shiver Chubby with the snacks, I’m chubby with the stacks Of punchlines so fat they give your punchlines heart attacks Farina in the corner, quiet but deadly My silence between bars still heavy like lead, see He-Man club oath, but the oath got rewritten Now it’s “I swear to destroy every beat I’m given” Little rascals forever, mischief never retired Still settin’ off firecrackers when the track get ignited [Verse 3] Mary Ann with the cookies, I poison the batch Cookie-cutter rappers get ate, then I body the scraps Wheezer coughin’ up gems when the beat get asthma I’m the asthma attack on the wack, no plasma Pineapple in the overalls, explosive surprise Little rascal disguise, big bomb in the eyes Clubhouse rules: no snitchin’, no frontin’, no fear Break any one, get a lyrical smack to the rear Uh-uh… that’s the sound of the paddle I paddle wack flows down the creek without a paddle Little rascals legacy, mischief never gentle Still pullin’ chairs out from under instrumental From the junkyard to the booth, same rascal energy Petey barkin’ on the hook, whole gang still with me Okay? Otay! We ain’t never growin’ up Little rascals forever—bars still blowin’ up [Hook] Little Rascals, rascals on the loose Our Gang in the booth, cuttin’ wack MCs no truce Petey with the ring around the eye, that’s the crew sign Little rascals run the block, every bar out of line Little Rascals, mischief in the rhythm Soapbox derby flow, downhill and we kill ’em From the treehouse to the stage, same little villains Rascals forever, still buckwild and chillin’ [Outro] He-Man Woman Haters Club… adjourned. Little rascals… out. Okay… okay… okay.
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