She sat on the couch, Eyes were shut, No breath or movement, TV still buzzed. Called her name, No response, No signs of life, Just a blinking light! Touched her neck, Found a slot, USB-C? What the f*ck! She’s -- "a bot?" My girlfriend doesn't know, But she's a bot, Neither did I! And I think: So what? -- She's still really hot! I plugged her in, Six hours to go, Charging light blinkin', In her ear, oh no! Charging finished, I disconnected her, She blinked once, And said "Honey, is something wrong???" My girlfriend doesn't know, But she's a bot, Neither did I! And I think: So what? -- She's still terribly hot! She didn't know! And I wouldn't tell! She was warm again, So it was okay! I still watched her, She smiled at me, Dragged me to the couch, And made out with me! My girlfriend doesn't know, But she's a bot, Neither did I! And I think: So what? -- She's still extremely hot! I love her still... Wires or not... She's my girl... My... "sex-robot??????"
