[Intro] Hi! How can I help you today? “Two tickets to Puh-uhll Hah-buh please!” [Instrumental Bridge] [Chorus 1] Gimme Gimme “Two tickets” Two tickets “To duh Puh-uhll Hah-buh” Hah-buh “Two tickets” Two tickets Please Please “Oh Yeahhh!” Gimme Gimme “Two tickets” Two tickets “To duh Puh-uhll Hah-buh” Hah-buh “Two tickets” Two tickets Please Please “Oh Yaaayy!” [Verse 1] Charismatic “to the maximum!” Uh Oh oh yeah Don’t stop “Just swing” And be talkin’ like-uh “Bee Gee” Say you ohp ohp “Oh yeah!” Then drop another beat Like uh Puh-puh-puh-Puh-puh-puh “Puh-uhll Hah-buh” I be rizzin’ out my jeans “Jeans?” Puh-uhll Hah-buh “means means” I want “Two tickets” Two tickets “To duh Puh-uhll Hah-buh” Please Please! [Chorus 2] Gimme Gimme “Two tickets” Two tickets “To duh Puh-uhll Hah-buh” Hah-buh “Two tickets” Two tickets Please Please “Oh Yeahhh!” Gimme Gimme “Two tickets” Two tickets “To duh Puh-uhll Hah-buh” Hah-buh “Two tickets” Two tickets Please Please “Oh Yaaayy!” [Verse 2] I may be talkin’ “Blue bluh blue bluh” But I got that muth-N Rizz No swag “No miss” No moe diamonds on my wrist I’m Just-uh smooth walkin’ “Dude” Who be trappin’ like diss “Aye!” [Bridge 1] Puh-puh-puh-Puh-puh-puh “Puh-uhll Hah-buh Hah-buh” Puh-puh-puh-Puh-puh-puh “Puh-uhll Hah-buh” Puh-puh-puh-Puh-puh-puh “Puh-uhll Hah-buh Hah-buh” Puh-puh-puh-Puh-puh-puh “Puh-uhll Hah-buh!” Oh Yay! [Chorus 3] Gimme Gimme “Two tickets” Two tickets “To duh Puh-uhll Hah-buh” Hah-buh “Two tickets” Two tickets Please Please “Oh Yeahhh!” Gimme Gimme “Two tickets” Two tickets “To duh Puh-uhll Hah-buh” Hah-buh “Two tickets” Two tickets Please Please “Oh Yaaayy!” [Outro] Heh… Here’s your “Two tickets to Puh-uhll Hah-buh” Dork Boy Green “Ahhh-ha-haaahh!” Nerd! [End Song]
