[Verse 1] From clumsy oaf to shadow wraith, our Jelly’s come so far, Once butchered rats and missed the mark — now he’s a stealthy star. (oh JellY O the retired) He walks unseen through castle halls, a whisper in the night, And those who cross his silent path wake never from the fright. (oh JellY O the retired, and his deck of steam) [Chorus] 🎶 Oh Jelly, Lord of Lockpicks, Master of the Maze, His blunt force grace and ghostly pace do leave all foes amazed. With enchanted mace and Steam Deck’s might, he’s carved a bloody dream, A bard reborn in velvet dark, who strikes without a scream. 🎶 (oh JellY O the retired) [Verse 2] Through corridors of moonlit dread, his contracts fall like flies, He brings down lords and beggars both, with truth behind no eyes. No trap too sharp, no lock too strong, no guard with keen enough sight, For Jelly melts into the dusk, a phantom born of night. (oh JellY O the retired, and his deck of steam) [Bridge] Each mace he wields, a cursed delight, with magics he designed — Through Steam Deck rites and careful craft, he leaves his foes confined. A touch of frost, a burst of flame, a soul trap’s hungry kiss, Each weapon sings a lullaby, of pain... and darkened bliss. [Final Chorus] 🎶 So raise a glass in shadow’s name, to Jelly’s grim ascent, The bard who trades in silent kills, his morals long unbent. With every step, Tamriel shakes — what tale will next transpire? The legend grows, the tale unfolds, of Jelly, once retired! 🎶 (oh JellY O the retired, and his deck of steam) (oh JellY O the retired, and his deck of steam) (did you know he has a steam deck?)
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