[Intro – tense strings + distant ship horns + crew planning] Yeah… The Dark Trader was coming. And this time she brought the big gun. [Verse 1 – The Warning] Pinokie-Dokie’s sensors lit up in the middle of the night “No strings attached… incoming… big fight” The crew gathered in the reclaimed castle, maps spread on the table Red’s knife tapping wood — “She’s bringing everything this time, no fable.” Snow White got the call from her old contacts in the empire “Merchant’s been promoted — Dark Trader now, full fire” She’s teamed with Hook on his massive floating fortress Death Star sails, cannon decks, the Empire’s new chorus [Pre-Chorus] Prince (Armor-Man) paced nervously — “Statistically we’re outnumbered…” [Chorus – building tension] The Dark Trader’s coming with Hook’s High Seas Death Star Black sails, pirate guns, and pure corporate war The crew geared up in the lab — half-assed but with heart Fairytale Avengers assembling… ready to tear it apart Beast went Bulk, Gretel went Widowmaker with a grin Thorn and Captain Charisma suiting up with Rapunzel’s spin Puss loading tiny guns — “Time for some boom-boom, mates” Pinokie-Dokie glowing — “No strings attached… we wait.” [Verse 2 – Pre-Battle Prep] Rapunzel worked late in the dungeon lab with Snow’s tech crew Dwarves in their yellow Minion tees singing a new hi-ho tune “Hi ho, hi ho, we’re building weapons, yo” Hammers flying fast — efficient as the union could go Prince in his clunky Armor-Man suit, still overthinking every part Rapunzel (his Pepper) smirked — “Breathe, genius. You’ve got heart.” Cinderella sharpened her blade on Baby Bear’s back “Been waiting for a good fight. Let’s make it count, pack.” [Bridge – spoken, dark humor] Red looked at the crew — “They’re bringing the Empire. We bring the mess.” Puss grinned — “I call dibs on the big ship. This is gonna be the best.” Pinokie-Dokie tilted his head — “Victory we claim… eventually… yes.” The castle lights stayed on all night — preparation and laughs The Fairytale Avengers were ready… for the Empire’s last gasp.
