[Intro] Ya know It’s cool that your using that fancy sword and all But you have yet to meet it’s minimum requirements “Stat Check!!” [Chorus 1] Yer gettin’ good scrub Forget about the contest “Don’t flex” Protest “And Burn another Rolex!” It’s all set Trust within the process “No Mess” Grotesque “And think about yer pro-gress!” Go! [Verse 1] Intel Dex Strength “Then Endurance and a Luck Trink” Pockets better carry heavy armor “And a kitchen sink” Blood Tinge Skill “And Arcanum as a flood shield” Magic wicked weather “And a little bit of self heal” Faith Attuned Vitality “A mix of all reality” Boost just what you need “And throw the rest into the galaxy” That Vigor Tasted Great “Until you ruined all yer traits” Now don’t wait for more Miss Takes “Or you’ll be punished for yer fake hates” Oh! “And don’t forget to rotate” [Chorus 2] Yer gettin’ good scrub Forget about the contest “Don’t flex” Protest “And Burn another Rolex!” It’s all set Trust within the process “No Mess” Grotesque “And think about yer pro-gress!” Go! [Verse 2] HP FP Stamina “Equip Load” Poised into Discovery “Abandon all yer Cent Rolls” Resistance likened Past “And now we move into the Big Foes” Uh-Oh “Oh No’s!” Not another “Thread Post” Let Me Solo Her “Is gonna come into the rescues” Naked pants and chest “A little pot upon his head” And then tanks upon Melane-uh “Like he’s livin’ in the projects” Oh! “And don’t forget the pro tips” Whew! [Outro] Congratulations my child… “You may now wield your weapon” Use it Wisely [End Song]
