[Intro] Hey babe Whatcha doin? “Oh, just watching the gang bang.” The What?! “Uhhh, I said just watching the game babe” Uh-huh [Chorus 1] Now why would I Why why would I Why would I Why would I Watch a gang bang? Oh Dang! Now why would I Why why would I Why would I Why would I Watch a gang bang? Oh Mane! [Verse 1] She out here trippin doesn’t listen does not hear the things I’m pimpin ain’t no simpin for these women runnin trains until they feelin like they dealin and they stealin gettin paid to spot the ceilin I mean the Steelers must be winnin ten to seven from beginnin im watching football babe not a pornographic prison Now why won’t you listen? [Chorus 2] Now why would I Why why would I Why would I Why would I Watch a gang bang? Oh Dang! Now why would I Why why would I Why would I Why would I Watch a gang bang? Oh Mane! [Verse 2] Soooo, if this was a football game Then why is there twelve dudes on one team And only one woman on the other? Also…I’m pretty sure she’s holding the wrong kind of ball there In her mouth “Uhhhhh, the NFL changed the rules” Mmmm hmmmm “This is what happens during penalties now. Everyone voted for it last week.” You are so full of… “Money Shot!!!” “Oops, I mean, Touchdown!” Get away from me I can’t look at you right now [Chorus 3] Now why would I Why why would I Why would I Why would I Watch a gang bang? Oh Dang! Now why would I Why why would I Why would I Why would I Watch a gang bang? Oh Mane! [Outro] You know what? Have fun babe Enjoy your ‘foot ball game’ I don’t care anymore [End Song]


