(**Spoken-Word Intro**) So the other day I'm home alone, you see...🏡 Nobody 'til evening, just little old me. Felt like Kevin in "Home Alone" it's true. And so I did the only logical thing to do... (Verse 1) I started by popping a bottle of Prosecco 🍾, A crisp little pleasure for my mind, nice and dry. All those tiny bubbles, a-sparklin' in the glass 🍷, A fizzy, golden river, flowing fast. Ah, what the hell— I'll pour myself another glass! Let any stupid worried, weary moments pass. The cork's long gone, no use in being slow, This sparkling cure for thinking, I'll drink it down... salute! 🥂 Let it flow! (Pre-Chorus) Just this one though,then I'll stop—I'm no lush, you see... (Chorus 1) POPPED THE PROSECCO,🍾 BOTTLE'S GONE SO FAST! ALL THOSE TINY BUBBLES, A BURP THAT'S MEANT TO LAST. THREE GLASSES DOWN, AND NOW THERE'S NOT A DROP, NEED TO START SOMEWHERE, BEFORE I MAKE IT STOP! ✋ (Verse 2) Well, the glass goes in the recycling bin, of course— I'm civilized, you know, I follow all the rules. Now I'll clean the house, i refuse to be such a fool... But that open bottle of white wine, just sitting there... That's two glasses, maximum... Ah, what the heck! No one's around— I'll tidy after, I do swear! (Pre-Chorus) Yeah, the bathroom too... I'll even clean the bathtube, you'll see... (Chorus 2) FINISHED OFF THE WHITE WINE, NOW I GRAB A BEER! 🍺 THREE IN THE FRIDGE, THEIR SUMMONING I HEAR. ONE'S ALREADY SPILLED— A STICKY, SUDSY FLOOR… TOSS THE CANS IN TRASH AND YELL FOR MORE! YEAH! (Verse 3) The house is now a bigger mess than when I'd started, The alcohol is gone, my mission's been departed. Gotta go out for more— oh crap, I locked myself out! Now I gotta wait until my wife gets back about... I'll explain it all, so calm, with measured tone, I'm sure she'll understand once I have properly atoned… (Chorus 3) SLURRING WORDS AND SWAYING, STANDING IN HER VIEW,🥴 SHE SPEAKS IN THREE LANGUAGES, ALL OF THEM MEAN "SCREW YOU!"🗣️🗣️🗣️ DIDN'T CLEAN THE HOUSE, A BROKEN BOTTLE'S THERE, I SMELL LIKE A DISTILLERY WHILE CLIMBING THE STAIRS I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I'LL BE WHEN THIS NIGHT FALLS… SLEEPING ON THE COUCH, WITH REGRET FOR ALL. YEAH! (Outro) Sleeping on the couch... like a boss! 😎 Sleeping on the couch... what a boss! 😎 Sleeping on the couch... feels so good! 🛋️ Sleeping on the couch...like a fool! 🫥
