I Am Retired....Not Expired (Remastered)

Well… I retired from WORK Not from FUN 😄 Hit it! A lotta life came and went, punched the clock and paid my dues Now the clock can punch itself, I got better things to do Living kinda off the map where the coyotes sing at night If you show up unannounced… you might meet me in a fright 🤣 Closet’s getting smaller, sweatpants running free If fashion is a prison, baby I got the key Coffee on the porch, hair doing what it please Running with the wind and the neighbor’s chasing me! Nothing’s gonna bring me down, not today not ever God lit this spark and it’s burnin’ brighter than ever I’M RETIRED — NOT EXPIRED! My dance moves got RE-WIRED! If joy was fire, I’m a forest fire 🔥 Call the band, turn it HIGHER! I’M RETIRED — NOT EXPIRED! Warning label: UNFILTERED FIRE! If you came for gloom, you came too late We’re throwin’ a party at heaven’s gate 💃 Don’t bring doom and gloom into my happy little zone I recycle bad moods like an old flip phone Laugh lines growing deep from all this smiling wide If life’s a rollercoaster, baby I want the front ride Please announce your presence if you knock upon my door I might be dancing wildly in my socks across the floor Freedom tastes like pancakes eaten straight at noon Singing off-key karaoke to a plastic spoon 🎤🥞 I’m free as the wind and twice as loud If joy’s contagious, infect the crowd! I’M RETIRED — NOT EXPIRED! My dance moves got RE-WIRED! If joy was fire, I’m a forest fire 🔥 Call the band, turn it HIGHER! I’M RETIRED — NOT EXPIRED! Warning label: UNFILTERED FIRE! If you came for gloom, you came too late We’re throwin’ a party at heaven’s gate 💃 When I go someday don’t cry a tear Throw confetti and a root beer cheer! I know where I’m going, it’s bright and grand Probably line dancing with a gospel band 😄 Save me a seat, but don’t rush fate I got WAY too much fun to celebrate! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! I’M RETIRED — NOT EXPIRED! My happiness has been turbo-fired! If joy was fire, I’m a shooting star ⭐ Living my best life wherever you are! I’M RETIRED — NOT EXPIRED! Freedom choir singing HIGHER! Laugh out loud and sing with me— THIS IS WHAT FOREVER FEELS LIKE FREE! Retired… not expired, baby 😄 Now somebody bring me snacks!