Dad Life (The Adam Song) Verse 1 He came from Chicago, traded snow for L.A. sun, Works at Universal, but being Dad is job number one. Loves the Cubs and the Bears, every season brings pain, Yet somehow every year he believes they’ll win again. Verse 2 He’s London’s limo driver, always ready to go, Whether it’s school, the park, or a place only she knows. Ask him if he wants a walk? The answer’s probably no, But he’ll do just about anything for the people he loves most. Chorus He’s London’s limo driver, chauffeur on demand, The tickle king champion all across the land. Making silly voices, telling jokes all day, Getting tackled by a toddler in the cutest way. He loves his Tooty, that’s his favorite girl, Soon a baby boy will be joining his world. He’s got dad jokes, snacks, and a Drake playlist too, Happy Father’s Day, Dad—we’re crazy about you! Verse 3 He loves a little Drake when he’s cruising around, Telling jokes so funny everybody’s falling down. He’ll make you laugh so hard you’re wiping tears away, Somehow getting funnier every single day. A true family guy with the biggest heart around, The kind who shows up first whenever help is found. He’s full of love, the real deal through and through, And he’d do absolutely anything for me and you. Bridge The Bears lose? “Next year!” The Cubs lose? “Next year!” No sleep with a newborn? “Maybe next year!” Need a laugh? Call Adam. Need some love? Call Adam. Need a Salt & Straw run after dinner? Definitely call Adam! Final Chorus He’s London’s limo driver, the king of every tickle fight, The guy who turns an ordinary day into the best night. From Chicago to L.A., he’s still our MVP, With Queen Katie, London, and a baby boy to be. He makes us laugh till we cry, that’s just what he does, Spreading joy wherever he goes because that’s who he was. His family’s his whole world, that’s plain to see, And he’d do anything for the people he loves endlessly. He’s a Cubs fan, a Bears fan, and a Drake fan for life, But loving his family is his favorite thing in life. Outro Chicago made him, L.A. helped him stay, Universal pays the bills, but Dad is the role he plays. From Salt & Straw treats to tickle fights at home, The best part of his day is never being alone. So here’s to our favorite guy, our hero every day, Happy Father’s Day, Adam—we love you all the way!
