[Verse 1] Growing up, my neighbor’s mom had this one-sided beef and hatred of UPS. I never understood it. The packages get here in the end, right? (that's right, uh huh) [Verse 2] Well, fast forward to today (we're here at today) my package hasn’t been scanned in three days. (not in three days) It’s stuck (so stuck!) at the distribution center. [Bridge] ("TO MAKE IT VERY CLEAR I DON’T BLAME THE WORKERS/DRIVERS".) I assume they’re overworked and underpaid, which is a problem in and of-.... itself. [Verse 3] It was supposed to arrive this morning (sure...) but surprise surprise!!! (WHAT?!) It’s not here!!! (NOooo!) No updates. Nothing. [Chorus] This is the fourth time this has happened. Who I once thought was an adult being unreasonable is now my hero. [Outro] Yeah. (yeah) UPS does suck. (uh huh) Pay your workers. And don’t work them to the bone, (to the bone!) UPS. (YOU! PEE! ESS!)
