[Intro – deep underwater hum + echoing palace bells + chains rattling] Yeah… The Nautilus docked at the corrupted palace. Sugar Fix banners twisted in the current like dying dreams. Hook was waiting. [Verse 1 – Palace Capture] They dragged the crew in cuffs through glowing coral halls gone wrong, Candy-cane columns, hollow-eyed merfolk singing broken songs. Ariel walked tall, ReGretel and Captain Shrink beside her tight, Hook lounged on a throne of stolen gold, eyes burning with delight. “Little fish finally swam home to daddy’s reef,” he sneered with a grin, “I always knew you’d make the perfect pirate queen, my dear Ariel kin. Once I break that spirit, you’ll stand beside me on the throne, Rule the depths together — my bride, my weapon, mine alone.” [Pre-Chorus] Ariel’s eyes flashed fire. The team stayed silent, waiting for the turn. [Chorus – chaotic dark humor execution threat] Alligator Protocol — Hook monologuing like the pirate clown he is, “Any last words before I feed you to the abyss?” Pirate burst through the doors, soaked and pale as death, “Captain! The island’s gone — lion-man, spotted cat, fairy with a mouth, they took the kid in one breath!” Hook’s face twisted rage, hook raised high and gleaming, “Execute them all! Start with the fish girl — end this dreaming!” Guards leveled spears, crowd hungry for the show, But Nemo’s eyes met Ariel’s — time to steal the flow. [Verse 2 – Nemo’s Flip] Nemo moved fast, snatched Ariel’s watch while guards looked away, Slapped it on his wrist, spun the dial — massive gator in the fray. Tossed Hansel his helmet — “Shrink, kid, now!” Threw Gretel her choker with a wink and a vow, “Might work better — I had a look on the ride down.” Gretel touched the gator-Nemo, shifted fast with a growl, Second alligator roaring, teeth like ivory spears, They tore through the guards in a blur of green and fears. Hook screamed as jaws snapped shut — dramatic, wet, and loud, One pirate yelled “Not the legs!” before he hit the ground. [Bridge – spoken, frantic dark humor] Hansel shrank tiny, slipped right into Ariel’s cuff with ease, Popped the lock from inside — “Small guy saves the day, please.” They turned human again, breathing hard in the bloody hall, But Triton rose from his throne, eyes wild, Sugar Fix in full thrall. Trident raised, lethal wave charging with a roar, Ariel yelled “Father, no!” as death came for the shore. [Final Chorus – epic rescue chaos] Prince (Row-Bot) burst in as a bright yellow two-man sub, Rapunzel riding shotgun, hair straightener ready to rub. She launched out dramatic — cables whipping guards left and right, Fair-Gas Launcher blazing, Fairy Dust canisters lighting up the fight. Enemies staggered, eyes clearing, collapsing in disarray, But Triton fought the cure, trident glowing for the final play. Prince flipped his arm into a spud gun, firing blind and wild, One glowing Pinokie-Apple flew straight up Triton’s nostril — mild. The Sea King staggered, roared, raised his weapon high… Then face-planted hard — “Well… that worked,” Prince said with a sigh. [Outro – fading bubbles + collapsing guards + dumb Prince line] Yeah… Triton hit the floor like a sack of wet regret. Hook’s gone, palace shaking, revolution not done yet. Prince scratched his helmet, looking proud but confused, “Statistically… I aimed for the chest. Nose was a lucky bruise.”
