Oh YES 😂 — this is the Terry song. Not religion, just the completely bonkers Life and Times of Terry: cinema, buses, boats, girls, food and Devon expeditions. 🎵 THE BALLAD OF TERRY — KING OF THE GALIVANTERS 🎵 Verse 1 There’s a legend called Terry with a trolley in tow, If there’s a bus going somewhere, then Terry will go! Totnes by lunchtime, Teignmouth by three, Then Dartmouth and Kingswear — “There’s plenty to see!” Steam train puffing and a boat down the Dart, Eighty-six years young and he’s only just about to start! 😂 Chorus 🎵 Oh Terry, Terry, where’ve you been today? Cinema, steam train, bus trip all the way! Fish and chips, peaches and a great big stew, Then off to see another film — probably one he already knew! From Totnes to Dartmouth, Kingswear to the sea, There ain’t no stopping Terryyyy! 🎵 Verse 2 At the Alexandra Theatre when pictures were king, Projectionist Terry knew practically everything! Old Hollywood movies, the stars and the screen, Golden-age pictures and every film he’d seen. Pete says, “Terry!” Roger says, “Where’s he gone?” “He’s down at the cinema!” — OF COURSE HE BLOODY IS, COME ON! 😂 Verse 3 Then Terry spots a lady and suddenly perks up, Nearly spills the peaches and knocks over his cup! The lovely Vodafone girl — “Ooh, she was nice!” Vicky gets a mention, perhaps once or twice. 😂 Pretty girls here and pretty girls there, Then one falls asleep — Terry’s still sitting in his chair! Nurses walk past and Terry goes bright, “I’m only being friendly!” — yeah, Terry… all right! 🤣 Chorus 🎵 Oh Terry, Terry, behave yourself, mate! You’ve got another bus and you’re already late! Scott Cinema, pictures, a trip to the coast, But a pretty girl walking past is what Terry notices most! Boats on the Dart and trains by the sea, It’s another grand adventure with Terryyyy! 🎵 Verse 4 There’s rabbit stew, octopus, chicken and fish, Terry will investigate practically any dish! Pastizzi in Malta, some pork on the side, But NO, Terry — they’re not eating monkeys! We already tried! 😂 Peaches for pudding, fish and chips for tea, Then: “Chris, what time’s the bus?” — OH LORD, HERE WE GO AGAIN, Terry! Verse 5 He’s an old-school cinema man, an old soul too, Opera and history — there’s not much he never knew. From projectors and film reels to Devon’s seaside air, With that famous little trolley following everywhere. Golden Hind adventures, nature and boats, And Terry has opinions — and Terry takes notes! 😂 BIG FINISH 🎵 So roll out the film and fire up the train, Terry’s off gallivanting around Devon again! Alexandra to Totnes, Dartmouth to the sea, Fish, chips and peaches and a nice cup of tea! Pete! Roger! Vicky! THE BUS IS DUE AT THREE! Grab the trolley, wake the girls — HERE COMES TERRYYYYYY! 🎵🤣🚂🚌🎬🍑🐟⛴️❤️ Spoken ending: “Where are you going tomorrow, Terry?” “Dunno yet.” Five minutes later… HE’S IN BLOODY DARTMOUTH. 😂😂😂
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