(Verse 1)I bought me a can of the miracle foam,Thought I’d bounce right over my fifty-block home.Sealed in a bubble of synthetic sheen,The greatest amusement the sector’s e'er seen!Just one little spray and I’m off of the ground,Flying past fatties and skysurfers 'round!I’m dodging the traffic, I’m skipping the crime,Having a wonderful, boinging old time!(Chorus)Boing, boing, up in the air!Bouncing through hab-blocks without any care!Boing, boing, hitting the dome,I hope that the Law doesn’t follow me home!(Verse 2)I bounced through a window of Block 44,Left a poor mutie quite flat on the floor.I ricocheted wildly off Pedway C,Now the Justice Department is looking for me!I see a big chin and a scowl that is grim,It’s Judge Dredd, and my chances are looking quite slim!He’s shouting, "Perp, you are breaking the code,Get out of your bubble and onto the road!"(Chorus)Boing, boing, up in the air!Bouncing through hab-blocks without any care!Boing, boing, hitting the dome,I hope that the Law doesn’t follow me home!(Bridge)They say it’s for sports at the Palais De Boing,But it’s mighty hard stopping when you’ve got that spring!I hit a Lawmaster and flew through the sky,Hear the Lawgiver's bullet go whistling by!(Outro)My bubble has popped and I'm dropped with a thud,Right in the middle of re-cyc-mut mud.Three months in the iso-cubes, that is the toll,For taking a boinging, unauthorized stroll!Oh, boing… boing...(Spoken: I AM THE LAW!)Straight to the iso-cubes, boing no more!
