CHECK ME OUT

Open till midnight. What could possibly go wrong? Shhhhh... Oh, hello. I walked in looking for a little light reading Leather jacket, collar up, heart barely beating Behind the desk, with her glasses low Black hair falling, stealing the show One raised eyebrow, a dangerous smile I forgot why I'd been here for a while She looked like trouble in a little black dress And suddenly I needed a library card, I guess! The lights turned blue, the air turned cold She had a look that could stop your soul She floated past me, straight through the wall I should've run, but I heard love call! CHECK ME OUT! (Check me out!) Tell me what you're all about! CHECK ME OUT! (Check me out!) Girl, you got me freaking out! She's got the looks, she's got the style She's been dead for a little while! CHECK ME OUT! (Check me out!) I'm never checking out! Hey! Hey! Who's that girl? She's got me spinning out of this world! Hey! Hey! What's that sound? Why the heck am I floating off the ground? She pulled a book from a shelf up high It opened itself and began to fly She stamped my card with a cold, pale hand I said, "That's fine, I've got other plans!" The door slammed shut, the clock went cuckoo The books flew past like a haunted kazoo I tried to leave, but my feet said no I think this librarian's running the show! The floorboards shook, the lights went red A book flew past and shaved my head I should've bolted, I should've fled But all I could think was what she said... Please return your books on time. CHECK ME OUT! (Check me out!) Tell me what you're all about! CHECK ME OUT! (Check me out!) Girl, you got me freaking out! She's got the looks, she's got the style She's been dead for a little while! CHECK ME OUT! (Check me out!) I'm never checking out! Now the clock says twelve, but I'm feeling fine That dead little librarian's got me losing my mind The books are flying, the lights are low And there's one more thing I need to know... If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right! I'll take your hand, baby, into the night! CHECK ME OUT! (Check me out!) Tell me what you're all about! CHECK ME OUT! (Check me out!) Girl, you got me freaking out! She's got the looks, she's got the style She's been dead for a little while! CHECK ME OUT! (Check me out!) I'm never checking out! Where can I find you? Under “D.” For dreamy? For dead.