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[Intro] Yeah, science time! We’re in the lab again — but this time... it’s a rat! Ha-ha! [Verse 1] I got a rat in a box, man, what’s the plan? Is he chillin’ or gone? I don’t understand. Got a Geiger click, got a vial of doom, Got a quantum mess takin’ over the room. Einstein’s frownin’, Bohr’s amused, Heisenberg’s lost, man, everyone’s confused. Half alive, half toast — that’s fact, It’s a day in the life of my lab-grown rat! If I peek inside, do I break the spell? Is he eatin’ cheese or sleepin’ well? Observation’s tricky, that’s the theme, When your science project’s breakin’ the dream! I’m takin’ notes like, “Yo, what’s that?” Reality glitchin’ — thanks, lil’ rat! [Hook] Schrödinger’s Rat — where you at? Half in the box and he’s half on a snack. Schrödinger’s Rat — can’t prove that, Yo, he’s both alive and flat! [Verse 2] He’s a rodent of mystery, paradox star, Made a TikTok vid, now he’s viral — bizarre! Chewin’ on math and snackin’ on fate, Double-existential and lookin’ great. The waveform breaks, he bends the rules, My rat’s too smart for these quantum fools! I blink once — gone! Blink twice — back! He’s doin’ Fortnite dances in a Schröd box shack. I tried to weigh him — scale said “nah,” He’s both 12 grams and a hologram jaw. I emailed CERN, they replied “what?” That’s the rat, man — chaos deluxe! This ain’t just theory, it’s modern art, He’s the quantum OG with a cheddar heart. [Hook] Schrödinger’s Rat — where you at? Half on the mat and he’s half in a chat. Schrödinger’s Rat — that’s the stat, Yo, he’s both alive and flat! [Bridge] Maybe he’s snackin’, maybe he’s not, Maybe this lab is gettin’ too hot. Maybe I’m crazy, maybe I’m chill, Maybe that’s just uncertainty’s will! He’s runnin’ equations, he’s flippin’ a coin, Quantum life — my work is done. Half in the cheese, half outta the trap, He’s both my pet and my science gap! [Final Hook] Schrödinger’s Rat — where you at? Half in the box and he’s half on a snack. Schrödinger’s Rat — can’t prove that, Yo, he’s both alive and flat! Yeah, science time! We’re in the lab again But this tme! [Outro] So next time life don’t make much sense, Remember the rat in quantum suspense. It’s not win or lose — it’s both, in fact, And that’s the truth… of Schrödinger’s Rat!