# AVATAR, YOU'RE AN AGGRAVATION! **[Intro — Playful Acoustic Guitar and Fiddle]** Well, there's a little brown dog with a shaggy ol' face, Who thinks that his daddy's his favorite place. His name is Avatar, he's a sweet little guy, But he'll lick you to death 'fore the sun hits the sky! **[Verse 1]** Every morning bright and early, 'fore the rooster starts to crow, Avatar's a-wigglin' with a whole lotta love to show. He licks his daddy's face and nibbles on his ears, Like, "Get up, Daddy, love me! I've been waitin' hours here!" He's a shaggy little rascal with a heart of solid gold, The cutest little Yorkie that this world has ever known. His daddy knows he loves him, and he wanted him to smile, So he brought home a squeaky duck that drove him wild! **[Chorus — Bouncy, Catchy Country Hook]** Oh, Avatar, Avatar, what have you done? You were Daddy's little angel, now you won't leave him alone! Squeak, squeak, quack, quack, barkin' through the night, That little yellow mallard's got you feelin' dynamite! Now your name ain't Avatar, it's Aggravation, that's for sure, You're the noisiest little duck dog that ever lived before! Daddy throws it off the bed, you go runnin' like the wind, Bring it back and squeak it twice — here we go again! **[Verse 2]** Daddy's lyin' on the pillow, tryin' to get a little rest, But that duck's a-squeakin' louder than a rooster in a nest. Avatar's a-barkin', got his tail up in the air, With that little duck between his teeth, like he ain't got a care! Daddy throws it to the floor, and the little rascal flies, Picks it up and brings it back with them big ol' puppy eyes. "Just one more time, my daddy, come on, throw it if you please!" That squeaky duck's got more control than a country dog could need! **[Chorus]** Oh, Avatar, Avatar, what have you done? You were Daddy's little angel, now you won't leave him alone! Squeak, squeak, quack, quack, barkin' through the night, That little yellow mallard's got you feelin' dynamite! Now your name ain't Avatar, it's Aggravation, that's for sure, You're the noisiest little duck dog that ever lived before! Daddy throws it off the bed, you go runnin' like the wind, Bring it back and squeak it twice — here we go again! **[Bridge — Softer, Sweet Country Ballad Feel]** But when the day is over and the little duck's put down, Avatar curls up with Daddy, the sweetest pup around. He's more than just a dog, he's our baby, he's our boy, A little four-legged blessing who's filled our hearts with joy. He's our son and our best friend, our sunshine every day, And no matter how he drives us wild, we'd never have it any other way. For every lick and every bark, every duck he brings to bed, We wouldn't trade our little brown boy for all the gold ahead. **[Final Chorus — Full Band, Fiddle and Harmony Vocals]** Oh, Avatar, Avatar, you're our little shining star! Our shaggy little bundle of love, the best dog by far! Squeak, squeak, quack, quack, let that little duck sing, You're the king of this ol' bedroom, you're the boss of everything! Your name might be Aggravation, but your heart is pure delight, You're our baby and our best friend, our little brown delight! Daddy throws it off the bed, and you bring it back again, And we'll keep on playin' duck with you until the very end! **[Outro — Spoken with a Laugh, Guitar Fading]** Well, Daddy bought him a duck to make his little baby glad… Now Avatar's got a duck, And Daddy's goin' mad! Quack, quack! Oh, for the love of country… AVATAR! DROP THAT DUCK! ...Squeak, squeak, squeak! Aw, go on, Daddy. Throw it one more time. That's our boy. ❤️
