[Verse 1] The warhead’s in your bed And it’s already been fed Got an itch inside your head But it’s a ditch instead I see you scrolling on the net Look at everything you’ve done since 2025 It’s a wonder we’re alive [Chorus] You broke a record, son Called “Most Campaigns Run” And it’s one more than none No, it’s not over till it’s won [Verse 2] And it’s already been said You told me, “If I call the election fraud Then I can get you clear of what you did in 2021 But it’s gonna cost a ton You gotta play it just like us Make sure they vote Republican Or else the cash is done” I said, “Don’t shoot I don’t even own a gun I’m an actor, not a thug” And the last thing that he said Before the line went dead was “I never told you that What’s wrong with your head?” [Chorus] Yeah, he broke a record, son Called “Most Campaigns Run” And it’s one more than none No, it’s not over till it’s won [Bridge] Oh no What’s wrong with your head? Oh no What’s wrong with your head? Oh no What’s wrong with your head? Oh no What’s wrong with your head? [Verse 3] I said, “They wanna keep them out They’re crossing through the border With the babies in their mouth Gotta keep the cartel out We’re the most incredible country in the world What the hell are you talking about?” He said, “My hair’s not a toupee” Said, “Don’t you know It doesn’t have to be this way?” He said, “We built the wall” I said, “Yeah But the ladder’s kinda tall” And the last thing that he said Before the line went dead was “I never told you that What’s wrong with your head?” [Final Chorus] You broke a record, son Called “Most Campaigns Run” And it’s one more than none No, it’s not over till it’s won Yeah, you broke a record, son Called “Most Campaigns Run” And it’s one more than none No, it’s not over till it’s won
