Intro](Sound of a heavy desk slam echoing, microphone peaking immediately)"Yo, who said that?! Who just typed that in the chat?!"(808 bass drops hard)Yeah, uh-huh.Low-income Twitch streamer? Nah, we royalty.Turn that stream off right now, young man!Listen![Verse 1]Go live in the afternoon, the chat goes wildMod queue filling up, acting like a childOpen up the Discord, looking at the memesY'all photoshopping me into cosmic scenes"1x1 Lego piece," "Ferris wheel weight""Bro broke the camera when he stepped in the state!"Hold on, wait a minute, Travis the toe lover?Ban him from the chat, tell him go find cover!They sending me Pringles, twenty-seven cupsWorld's largest gummy worm, double the luckPlaying Roblox, Sims, or a scary indie gameJump scare hits and I'm yelling out your name![Chorus]"BANNED! BANNED! Get him outta here right now!"Desk slamming down, making an earthquake sound!"BANNED! BANNED! Who said 'Snack Carlo'?! Huh?!"Yeah, I'm the biggest creator on the planet, what's up?!"Yep, you're banned.""Goodbye!""Get off my screen!""Yep, you're banned."[Verse 2](Beat switches to a faster, frantic rhythm)Six percent body fat, working out all weekTwenty-five hours in the gym, man, I'm at my peak!But chat keeps typing, "Bro is built like a fridge""He tried to play Minecraft and broke down the bridge""Avalanche alert" every time that I jumpOne more joke and the stream getting dumped!Mommy Milker gifted five, Sukuna in the chatReading out these names, yo, why you do me like that?"The bird that killed Queso," yeah, get him banned tooI'm a demon on the mic, what you gonna do?If I end this stream right now, I'm gonna strip my clothesTake off running fast where the cold wind blowsButtcheeks clapping so loud it creates wind resistanceLift me in the air, flying straight into the distanceBecome a new planet that they find in outer spaceName it "Seton B" — yeah, I'm running this place[Chorus]"BANNED! BANNED! Get him outta here right now!"Desk slamming down, making an earthquake sound!"BANNED! BANNED! Who said 'Snack Carlo'?! Huh?!"Yeah, I'm the biggest creator on the planet, what's up?!"Yep, you're banned.""Goodbye!""Get off my screen!""Yep, you're banned."[Outro](Beat slows down to just a ticking clock and deep bass)I have a basketball game tomorrow, man...I gotta go to bed.W Nest, hope you get better.Mods, lock the chat.(Massive mic-peaking desk slam to finish)
