[Intro] Oh Baby [Verse 1] I sat down for a nice trip to the bathroom And what came out was a gift of pure joy too A beautiful solid piece of shit jumped out of my anus Woo But then I felt like someone shot me with a bean ball and it burned like some [Bridge] Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah (oh) [Chorus] (S) Someone Someone help me (S) I think the shit turned explosive (S) Get someone get help quick Quick (S) I think the shit turned explosive (S) Someone help get help quick (S) I think the shit turned explosive (S) [Verse 2] And what came out was liquid and painful And you were lookin' just to be a real nice job plain and simple Now lies a swamp where you once were You were Oh (woo) Then came the fire in my ass and the liquid still lingers Real aghast [Bridge] Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah (oh) [Chorus] (S) Someone (ah) someone help me (S) (ah) I think the shit turned explosive (S) Get someone get help quick Quick (S) (ah) (s) Think the shit turned explosive (S) (ah) (s) Someone help get help quick (S) (ah) I'll never shit again (I'll never shit again) Think the shit turned explosive (S) (I'll never shit again) (ah) (s) Somebody get some help quick (S) I think the shit turned explosive Someone help (ah) (s) Somebody get some help quick (S) I think the shit turned explosive [Bridge] Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah (oh) [outro] Oh Baby
