[Verse 1] I’m staring at a dresser drawer, naked on the bed, Is that a bag of Sunday news? Or a shirt, instead? Is it a shirt? Is it the news? Or something else instead? It’s a little plastic baggie, just a tiny little thing, A baggie for a sandwich, or the high that it might bring? Don’t eat yourself to oblivion, my inner voice did shout, Don’t eat a moldy sandwich, now, just throw the baggie out! [Chorus] But I’m giggle-singing now! 'Twas weed it was, OK? Giggle-singing tunes, to pass the time of day, A little bit of counterpoint, a little bit of Bach, A musical machine that doesn't need a clock, Just a giggle, then a song, Then a giggle-singing sing along! Giggle-singing slow, giggle-singing quick Giggle-singing low in any key that I might pick Giggle-sing-y wiggle-ding-y higgledy hooing Hahaha giggle ho giggledy-singng is what I'm doing! [Verse 2] I pulled it out and took a breath, I didn't care for time, I didn't care for ten hours, or the mountain I must climb! The wall began to tremble, then it crumbled into dust, The wall is turning into pebbles, in the magic I surely trust! My mouth began to wiggle in a silly, moron- ick grin, My face! And maniacal smile! - The State that I'm in! I laughed at my laugh, then heard the bright melody, I was laughing in a pattern, in a perfect harmony! [Chorus] Yeah, I’m giggle-singing now, in a telepathic way, Giggle-singing tunes, to pass the time of day, A little bit of counterpoint, a little bit of Bach, A musical machine that doesn't need a clock, Just a giggle, then a song, Then a giggle-singing sing along! Giggle-singing slow, giggle-singing quick Giggle-singing low in any key that I might pick Giggle-sing-y wiggle-ding-y higgledy hooing Hahaha giggle ho giggledy-singing is what I'm doing! [Bridge] (Ding! Dong!) Wait, was that a harmony? I’m better than I thought! (Ding! Dong!) Hey, that wasn't where I wanted it, listen to what I’ve wrought! (Ding! Dong! Ding! Dong! Ding! Dong!) Is that a Chinese gong? Or a bell inside my ear? (It’s a bell! It’s a gong! It’s the sound of company, we fear!) [Verse 3] I stopped the giggle-singing, and I froze just like a deer, (He’s listening to the silence, and he’s full of stoner fear!) Is it Walt? Is it the fuzz? Did they hear the lively tune? (Did they hear the silly singing, over top the afternoon?) I walked up to the door, trying hard to look real straight, (Just an exhausted guy, me, standing by my own front gate!) [Chorus] But I was giggle-singing just a minute ago today, Giggle-singing tunes, in a telepathic way, A little bit of counterpoint, a little bit of Bach, A musical machine that doesn't need a clock, Just a giggle, then a song, Then a giggle-singing sing-... Along! [Outro] (Ding! Dong!) Shuddup! (Ding! Dong!) I’m coming! (He’s coming to the door!) I’m just an exhausted guy, (Who isn't giggle-singing anymore!) No more Bach, Just a knock, knock, knock.
