[Opener – Lead Voice] What do a Rubik’s Cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them… the harder they get. [Voice 2 – smug] I can finish one in ten seconds. [Voice 3 – over-sharing] I like to put them up my ass. [Voice 4 – judging] That’s gay. [Voice 5 – philosopher] It starts out pretty hard, and is satisfying when you finish… Alas, the more you do it, the less satisfying the finish is. [Voice 6 – nerdy punchline] Both take around 20 moves to reach maximum hardness. [Outro – Barbershop harmony or jingle tag] 🎶 Rubik’s Cubes and weenies! They both twist in strange routine-ees!
