Don’t Pee in My Pool

(Verse 1) Hey there, buddy, I see you’re feeling free, Splashing about, just as happy as can be, But listen close, as the rules are quite cruel, The number one being: Don’t pee in my pool! (Chorus) Don’t pee in my pool, keep the water pristine, This isn’t a latrine, you get what I mean? Keep it clean, keep it cool, And whatever you do—don’t pee in my pool! (Verse 2) It’s not the ocean, it’s clear and it’s small, I don’t need warm spots while I’m having a ball. This isn’t a debate, nor a suggestion, but a command, Don’t make me release the Kraken, just stay on land. (Chorus) Don’t pee in my pool, keep the water pristine, This isn’t a latrine, on cleanliness I’m keen! Respect the blue, don’t be a fool, Remember the sacred rule—don’t pee in my pool! (Bridge) I’ve got eyes like a hawk, I’m watching you, Make a move, and our friendship is through. Don’t think I won’t know, don’t think I can’t tell, I can sniff out your trail, I know that smell! (Verse 3) If you want to stay cool and continue to swim, Keep your lemonade until you hit the gym. It’s simple, it’s easy, it’s not unkind, It’s common courtesy—do you mind?! (Chorus) Don’t pee in my pool, keep the water divine, This palace of cool is strictly mine. Follow the rule, don’t cross the line, And we’ll get along just fine—just don’t pee in my pool! (Outro) So next time you dive and feel that urge, Resist, hold back, let the innocence surge. 'Cause remember my friend, keep this as your mantra and tool, Whatever you do—please, don’t pee in my pool!