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[verse 1] I wish you were here with me I woke strangely last night I was sure I was being watched And then I got a fright There was an animal next to me A spider was near my arm It was big and black And I'm sure it meant me harm [Chorus] I've got to get rid of Andy He's never been that handy He broke a plate last night He doesn't care I've had a fright If I was lying next to you You would know exactly what to do You are always very good At finding a path through the wood [Verse 2] I reached for my notebook 'Cos a shoe was not handy I wanted to phone you But decided to wake Andy He was cross at being woken up He didn't see that I was scared He said to sort it out myself He was half asleep, and never cared [Chorus] I've got to get rid of Andy He's never been that handy He broke a plate last night He doesn't care I've had a fright If I was lying next to you You would know exactly what to do You are always very good At finding a path through the wood [Verse 3] I've been with Andy for two weeks He's not much good at anything He doesn't do the washing up Or the cleaning or washing You take an equal share in household chores You always help me round the house I'm sure you would have squashed this spider Like you chased away the mouse [Chorus] I've got to get rid of Andy He's never been that handy He broke a plate last night He doesn't care I've had a fright If I was lying next to you You would know exactly what to do You are always very good At finding a path through the wood When are you coming back I miss you