Gloria's on Radio 2

[INTRO — spoken / radio announcer] Heatwave detected. Let's switch on Radio 2. What's playing? Gloria Estefan. And the Miami Sound Machine! There must be a heatwave in the UK. [VERSE 1] Waitrose is reaching for the gazpacho Brown grass Dead roses Road surfaces breaking up Potholes everywhere Like old cobbled streets The pavements are melting Under our feet [PRE-CHORUS] No-one can sleep The humidity's dreadful I've got to work tomorrow But I haven't slept at all Too hot Too hot Too hot [CHORUS] It's too hot in the UK Too hot in the UK Turn up the music Turn down the heat It's too hot in the UK Too hot in the UK Gloria's singing Miami's on repeat [VERSE 2] The shops are selling drinks The fridges are packing up The pubs are absolutely full Everyone's drinking Ice-cold lager Warm draft beer Nobody cares We're still here Everyone is smiling Some of us are stuck indoors Then a massive exodus As evening comes People escaping from their houses Out into the streets Looking for a little breeze Looking for some sleep [CHORUS] It's too hot in the UK Too hot in the UK Turn up the music Turn down the heat It's too hot in the UK Too hot in the UK Gloria's singing Miami's on repeat [BREAK — hypnotic / spoken] High humidity. Too hot. High humidity. Too hot. No sleep. Too hot. Work tomorrow. Too hot. Too hot. Too hot. [BRIDGE — dreamy] And the skies are midnight blue Blue Deep, deep blue All night Midnight blue Blue Deep, deep blue No clouds No rain No sleep Just that endless Midnight blue [FINAL CHORUS — building] It's too hot in the UK Too hot in the UK Radio 2 is playing Miami through the heat It's too hot in the UK Too hot in the UK Everyone's outside Trying to find the breeze [OUTRO — fading, hypnotic] High humidity... Too hot... Midnight blue... Blue... Deep, deep blue... All night. Heatwave detected. Radio 2... Gloria Estefan... Miami Sound Machine... Too hot.