
ChatGPT Break-up?
[Intro – spoken] (wait… what?) (hahaha) Let’s go. [Beat Drop – low 808 rolls in] [Verse 1] I’m mindin' my business, regula day (yeah) Then boom—goodbye in a crazy strange way. No “can we talk?” no nervous delay, Just a clean little ending written like “okay.” I’m like—hold up, did that just land (for real?)? Servin' up heartbreak with a steady hand. No typos, chaos, or sweaty palms....nah Sir this exit was way too calm. Red it twice just to be sure, Like wow… that was hella put-together. Did you read that, nod your head, Say “yea, that’s good,” then go to bed? [Pre-Chorus] I’ll give you one thing, I won’t even lie— That was the cleanest breakup of my life. ( “I mean—”) [Chorus] Ya broke it off through Chat-G-P-T, That’s futuristic, honestly. No yelling, no tears, no “wait for me,” (nope) Just a polite little “this is where I leave.” (seeya) Ya broke it off through Chat-G-P-T, Didna even know that's emotionally legal. (naw) [Verse 2] (Ya said), "yeah it’s been fun” like a five-star stay, Comfortable visit, time to vacate. Said “I’ll miss you,” and signed it nice n neat, Like manners validate the way you retreat. I’m pacing the room like—yeah be serious, Just got dumped like talkin's tedious Not mad, just stunned, like what's the deal Didn’t expect heartbreak with an AI seal. I wanted ta pause, and take a breath, You wanted efficiency, with nothing left. Got left standing, still checking the air, Like—did that just happen? Yeah. What a day. [Pre-Chorus] I wanted a talk, for you to understand, You wanted a clean break, washin' those hands. ( “I mean—”) [Chorus] Ya broke it off through Chat-G-P-T, Smooth delivery, peak efficiency. Didn’t slam doors, didn’t make a scene, Just hit send and ghosted peacefully. Ya broke it off through Chat-G-P-T, Gotta admit… that’s pretty funny to me. [Bridge –808 breathes] Not even mad, I’m impressed a bit, That’s a wild way to say “I’m done with this.” If breakups got points for originality, You set a bar nobody’s gonna beat. ( “I mean—”) [Final Chorus – beat hits harder] Ya broke it off through Chat-G-P-T, Now I’ve got a story for eternity. You kept it composed, I kept my stance, Life said “plot twist,” I said “okay, let's dance.” Ya broke it off through Chat-G-P-T, Guess we both learned something. [Outro – spoken, confident pause] Yeah… maybe it was always gonna end like this. No drama. No hard feelings. I'll miss you baby. (miss you)

