[Intro] Okay. Before anyone says anything... Yes. I know she's a succubus. I know she's evil. I know most adventurers would run the other direction. But let's be clear... I am not walking in unprepared. Death Ward? Just cast. Protection from evil? Active. Mind shield? Already covered. Enchantment resistance? Please? I got Aura of Resolve. I'm literally the enchantment girl. Aura of Faith? Check. Prayer? Already on. Sword? Won't need it Confidence? Honestly? Probably too much. (laughs) So... Who's ready to listen to me win the wildest boss fight of my life? [Verse 1] Highest Charisma in the party, Guess who gets the special role? Everyone started looking nervous, Like I volunteered to lose my soul. "Are you sure about this, Anya?" "Do you have a backup plan?" Yeah. It's called being prepared... And being exactly who I am. She walked in with a thousand tricks, A smile that fooled the best. I walked in with holy blessings... And way too much confidence. She thought she'd found another hero Who'd fall for every line. Turns out she picked a paladin... Who actually likes the challenge. [Pre-Chorus] She thinks she's hunting. She thinks she's chosen me. She thinks another hero... Will fall down at her feet. But she doesn't know my story. She doesn't know my name. She picked a fight with someone... Who knows the rules of her game. [Chorus] Boss fight in the bedroom, Roll initiative tonight. She brought the claws and temptation... I brought holy light. Boss fight in the bedroom, She thought she'd steal my soul. But you can't take somebody's heart... When they already own control. Yeah, she wanted a victim. Yeah, she wanted a win. She never expected me... To actually really enjoy this. [Verse 2] She tried the ancient whispers. She tried the perfect smile. She promised every secret pleasure... She tried the perfect words. She tried using my yearning. I have to admit... She was pretty good. But I have spent my whole life Learning magic, hearts, and fire. You don't become a master of desire... Without understanding the game. She wanted me to surrender. She wanted me to break. After I was done she was holding my hand Instead I walked out laughing... With her prize and a smile on my face. [Pre-Chorus] The room was getting quieter. The minutes slipped away. Everyone outside was wondering... If I was still okay. But I knew exactly what I wanted. I knew exactly what I'd do. Plus I was having the time of my life. And honestly, that's the part... That scared my friends most that day. [Chorus] Boss fight in the bedroom, The strangest quest I've had. Most heroes would've run away... I guess I'm built different than that. Boss fight in the bedroom, A story nobody believes. I fought a demon of temptation... And walked away with her favorite item. [Bridge — party outside the door.] "Was that furniture?" "Definitely furniture." "Should we help?" "No." "Should we be concerned?" "Probably." (laughs) "Is she laughing?" "...She's laughing." "Of course she is." "That's the most Anya thing ever." "I am really jealous right now." [Final Chorus] Boss fight in the bedroom, She thought she knew my fate. She brought a thousand years of darkness... I brought a paladin's faith. Boss fight in the bedroom, No chains and no control. You can challenge my body... But you'll never own my soul. She was a queen of temptation. I was the girl who stayed. And when those doors finally opened... I was the one who walked away. [Outro] "Most people fear a succubus." "I wanted bragging rights." "Like? Totally worth it"
